Can you dance it to and fro?
Can you top it with a knot?
Can you top it with a bow?
Can you take it down to Dover like a regimental soldier?
Does your bump sit low?
(have finally succeeded in winning a pair of maternity jeans on eBay. This took several attempts. It’s a cut-throat world out there, people).
In other news, today is a gym day. Hurrah! 35 minutes on the stationary bike, 20 minutes on the treadmill on an incline (brisk walking). So about an hour with my Kindle. I’ve read an awful lot recently. The Millenium Trilogy (finally), Sarah Millican. Mary Russell (love those, have to ration myself). And I’m about to embark on Auslander’s ‘Hope’.
(For once, the mirror space wasn’t blocked by people admiring themselves while doing complicated stretches or situps!)