No. I will not apologise for giving you an ear worm. My GP signed me off work for the week so that I can try and sleep before the last two weeks of work and the last push towards Thing1 arriving. And all this kicky kicky is very reassuring. If exhausting. Clever Thing1. Auditioning to be a Drag Queen or Harry Kane.
Also. Perineal massage is icky. But, based on initial attempts, probably necessary.